me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave
"what do you plan on being when you’re older?"
*Tim Gunn voice* I’M CONCERNED
“can i sign your yearbook”
There’s a helicopter circling my neighborhood. I knew I shouldn’t have torrented the complete 2nd season of Wizards Of Waverly Place